Pirate Ship.

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hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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*beginning of a how to video on youtube voice* hey guys

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Relaxing Tides | 

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Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

Ivory hilted dagger and sheath.

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  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
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whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it

18 hours ago WITH 13,111 notes VIA memebuscemi (Source: thespacegoat)

If I weren’t a girl, would you like me anyway?

I guess so.

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I’ve always found the idea of death comforting. The thought that my life could end at any moment frees me to fully appreciate the beauty and art and horror of everything this world has to offer.

Hannibal - Takiawase

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